Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Nasi Goreng Paprik Screw You!!! (warning explicit content)




Int. Cafe Faruq, Nite.

Syaukat, Scott and Duwe were hanging out and about to have dinner at Faruq's Cafe. Duwe is having maggie goreng, looks really delicious while Scott is enjoying Corn flavored Soya Milk he bought at the kiosk. Syaukat is waiting for his ala cart dinner he ordered. Then a look from the ala cart counter shows that Syaukat's food is ready.

Syaukat

berape ?

Food att.

tiga setengah...

Syaukat

(pays him then goes back to his two friends to enjoy dinner)

The three friends chat along while having dinner, mocking each other for fun. Syaukat who's eating his dinner SUDDENLY stop, looking towards his food in shock and anger.

Syaukat
Puki...!

Scott

Apsal?

Syaukat

Babi betol, ade screw dlm nasi ni, pukimak btol ah...

Scott and Duwe looks into Syaukat's Nasi Goreng Paprik. They both went into shock, well Scott actually is in shock but remain his coolness.

Syaukat

(angry)takde takde, aku nak mintak duit aku balik, puki btol, boleh mati doh camni...

aku nk amik gmba dlu ...

Scott and Duwe (not together)

haa amik gamba...celaka doh

Syaukat takes his cameraphone and took (tq Pendekar Rimau Berantai) pictures of his dinner with the screw in it. He went back to the ala cart counter to claim his money back bringing along his dinner with the screw in it.

Syaukat

(trying to control anger) Bro! Bro! ade screw dlm ni...

Food att.

(comes towards Syaukat and look into the food)

(takes the food)

takpe buat baru...

Syaukat

takde takde, saya tamau yang baru, saya mau duit saya balik, tak lalu da mau makan...

Food att.

(put the food down, at open the cash's safe)

(gives Syaukat RM3)

nah...

Syaukat

haih RM3 je!? saya baya RM3.50 tadi...

Food att.

you da makan da sikit...

Syaukat

(angry)haih...you kasi saya Nasi dengan screw you mahu charge saya, saya mahu duit saya balik...orang bole mati tau...

(Syaukat and the Food att. continues on arguing)

People around the area started to be aware of the scene, many were really curious. Scott who were chatting with Duwe stop and come towards the argument.

Scott

(intervenes)

pehal ni...

Syaukat

ni ha, dia bagi aku RM3 je, aku bayar RM3.50, nak gak charge aku makan...

Scott

hey! (towards Food att.) dia order apa tadi? Nasi Goreng Paprik kan, bukan Nasi Goreng Screw...

(Scott argues with the Food att., while the Food att. was talking in a lower tone that we could hardly hear)

kalo saya repot macamana? you mau saya report tu food service?

Food att.

you report pun bukan ada apa-apa pun...

Scott

betol takde apa2? kami report betol-betol ni, you mau kedai you tutup? you mahu kene saman?

Food att.

(murmuring, then goes to the cash's safe and gives Syaukat his RM0.50)

Syaukat and Scott moves away angrily from the ala cart's counter. After sitting for a while the three guys moves away from the cafe angrily talking about the incident.

p/s: incident ni lama da, tahun lepas, sem lepas to be exact, time tu kawan aku Scott n Duwe(bdak Bilal) ade lg kat sni...segala dialogue yg aku tulis ialah remake, so maybe bkan exact words tp ape yg aku igt. aku xde niat lansung nk menokok tambah cerita ini. tq

3 comments:

alia said...

urgh. nasik tu mcm caca marba habis. haha. demm. ada screw. bapak maut kalau telan. aku skang da tak pcaya makanan kafe kat kolej. terrible experience.

PuakaDariPatpong said...

eww...

i remembered once kat school.

masak lemak.
ade SIPUT BABI.

haha. siput babi.
cool kan.

{ sakinah } said...

hmm..wat a co incidence..lunch td da ter amek sayur goreng masak dengan..erm..arr..hmm..err..arrgghh..!! x sggup nk tulis..yaaks!!! syaithon betul laa..!! nk grg sayur tu basuh la besih3!! x suke..x suke!!